Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
Here’s where people are making their mistake: They’re going for the superglass instead of the metal that holds it.
Reason #356 why it’s actually a GOOD thing Tumblr users don’t leave their rooms
RAM A CAR INTO THE POLE. DONE. MONEY PAYS FOR CAR, RICH FOREVER. MUCH HAPPY.
shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry
Hey Justin, what do want for dinner?
Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.
Wtf this is amazing I love you